Quote from Ben in Leslie vs. April
Barney: I know you changed your mind the last time we offered you a job, but we are just thrilled that you changed it again. Ben: Thank you. Me too. Barney: This is our best office. As you can see through the window, you have a great view of the billing department. Hey, Sharon! Sharon: Shh. Barney: Sorry. She's fun. So, please, if there's anything we can do to make you happier in your new job, just let me know. Ben: Oh, no, this is great, Barney. Thank you. [looks at desk] But I have to quit... again. Barney: What? Oh! Is this a classic Ben joke? Ben: No. I'm really sorry. But I just don't want to do this. I need to move my life in another direction. Barney: This is disappointing. Again. Maybe someday we'll figure out the magic formula that gets you to work here. Ben: Well, formulas are my formula for moolah. Barney: [laughs] Ted, get in here! Ben's quitting again, but you gotta hear what he said.