Quote from Ron Swanson in Leslie vs. April
Leslie Knope: Here's my question. How did you used to slow me down when I was becoming too me-ish? Ron Swanson: Sometimes I'd just give you busy work. I once had you put together a brochure about different kinds of Indiana topsoil. Leslie Knope: That soil brochure was not busy work. I mean, people still refer to Mulch Ado About Nothing. Ron Swanson: And if you were particularly amped up about a project, I'd take you to JJ's and distract you with waffles. Leslie Knope: Those were distraction waffles? I thought they were friendship waffles. Ron Swanson: Breakfast food can serve many purposes. Leslie Knope: But what if this person, this Ricky, who is real, doesn't like waffles or anything. Ron Swanson: Everybody has something they're passionate about. Just figure out what it is, express an interest in it, and divert his attention.