Quote from April in Leslie vs. April
April: Well, I'm sorry, but lot 48 is the only one that works. And I'm definitely bringing it up at the next city council meeting. Leslie Knope: April, please, I beg of you, I will do anything to keep you from doing that. April: Okay. Saw off your pinky toe. Leslie Knope: No. April: Shave your head. Leslie Knope: No. April: Have sex with Jerry. Leslie Knope: No. April: Well, I tried to be reasonable.