Marlene Knope: It's like the war of the Wyatts out there!
Leslie Knope: I mean, it's so brutal!
Marlene Knope: Oh, my God.
Leslie Knope: Were you and Dad ever like that?
Marlene Knope: Well, like any married couple, honey, your father and I fought occasionally, and sometimes he won the argument, and sometimes I won. But usually, we forgot what we were arguing about and just had sex.
Leslie Knope: La la la la la.
Marlene Knope: Anyway, the important thing is that we always ended up on the same team. And in the same bed.
Leslie Knope: [groans]
Marlene Knope: God, I miss that man.
Leslie Knope: How can you be so wise and so inappropriate at the same time?
Marlene Knope: I'm a parent.