Quote from Ann in Ben's Parents
Ann: Everyone, before everyone else gets here, I'd like to make a little toast. My romantic life has been a bit of a mixed bag lately. And when that's the case, it's hard not to be cynical about love and relationships, but it's couples like you that give hope to the rest of us. Leslie, you deserve the best, and you found it. Ben, don't you dare hurt her. [laughter] Ben: I won't. Andy: Don't laugh. She means it. Ben: Okay, I-I won't. Ron Swanson: Seriously, son, don't hurt her. Andy: Okay, I'm not planning on hurting her. Jerry: You better not be. Ben: I'm not! Donna: Hey, Ben, you best watch yourself. Ben: Why would any of you think I would hurt Leslie? You're all my friends too. April: Nah.