April: Dude, you're totally blowing this.
Ron Swanson: I'm not gonna apologize. It wasn't even a real tiara, for God's sake. Oh, well, relationship over. Too bad.
April: Oh, my God, you are so sad.
Ron Swanson: I am not.
Andy: Ron, she's right. I've trained extensively in the art of observation. You are sad, and we know why. You didn't sell you table. And it's probably a little too expensive.
April: Shh. No.