Leslie Knope: Oh, this is the coolest part ever. I have my own private bathroom.
Councilman Jamm: Occupied!
Leslie Knope: Oh my God.
Ben: [on video chat] Ugh.
Leslie Knope: Councilman Jamm. What are you doing in my bathroom?
Councilman Jamm: I don't known if i would call it your bathroom.
Leslie Knope: Its only door is in my office.
Councilman Jamm: I think it is crazy that the most junior city councilor gets a private bathroom just because she is a girl.
Leslie Knope: Excuse me?
Councilman Jamm: Let's solve this. Tell you what I'm going to do. I'm going to drop my liquids in here, take my solids down the hall. Deal?
Leslie Knope: No. No deal.
Councilman Jamm: Fine. Your loss.
Leslie Knope: How?