Leslie Knope: Ron, the people at the public forum said they might want to fire me.
Ron Swanson: So what? I've tried to fire you.
Leslie Knope: [laughs] Okay, Ron, come on. Be serious.
Ron Swanson: I was not joking. Here is your personnel file. See for yourself.
Leslie Knope: "Brilliant work." "Commendation." "Above and beyond."
Ron Swanson: Keep reading.
Leslie Knope: "Request for termination"? You tried to fire me once?
Ron Swanson: No, no, no, no. I tried to fire you four times.
Leslie Knope: What--you--me--fou-- four--fired--times?
Ron Swanson: If you need to boot again, the trash can's on your right.