Donna: Why are we having a conference-room meeting? Leslie's gone.
Chris: Ron has taken initiative, and he is leading the meeting. [laughter]
Ron Swanson: He's not joking. I wanted to let you all know that I will be throwing the annual Parks Department employee-appreciation barbecue.
Donna: You're going to throw the Leslie Knope Employment Enjoyment Summerslam Grill Jam Fun-slposion?
Ron Swanson: That's right.
Tom: You are gonna oversee the Popsicle-eating contest, the slip'n slide-a-thon, the watermelon carving, the gazpacho-off, and star in a one-woman show about parks rules and regulations?
Jerry: "Parks and Dolls." [sings] I got your park right here, its name is Ramsett Park.
All: [sing] and its gates are open from dawn till dark.
Ron Swanson: I am not doing any of that, which is the point.