Andy: I told her it's a matter of life and death. Honey, Donna's been here forever. She's going to know what to do.
April: What if she doesn't? I could get fired. Or even worse, Leslie might give me a lecture on responsibility again, I can't do it.
Andy: I'll tell you what, honey. Here's the deal. You get fired, I'll quit. We'll leave together. I'm serious. Move to a new city. Change our names, burn our fingertips off with acid, swap faces.
April: What?
Andy: If we have to.