Quote from Donna in Bus Tour
Tom: There's no vans within 50 miles, and, for some reason, no one wants to lend me $10,000. Ron Swanson: Even if we had the dough, that bunco artist would just demand more, trust me. [Bill honks horn] Tom: Don't move. Let's just stay here. For like an hour, and not let him out. Donna: This isn't right. Our girl's worked hard. We're so close. [crashing sound] I know he didn't just hit my baby! Bill Butler: Hey! What the hell, guys? Move! Donna: All right. Y'all got your seat belts on? [revs engine] Oh! [tires screech] Did you see that? That son of a bitch just rear-ended me. Tom: Am I dead? Bill Butler: What the hell? Donna: Exactly, Bill. What the hell? You just rear-ended me. Bill Butler: That is not what happened. Donna: But I got witnesses. Tom: Yeah. It went down exactly the way my girl said it did, you mean, bald man. Bill Butler: Hey, what about you, Mr. "A man's word is sacred"? Ron Swanson: Well, it is, but you're an ass[bleep]. Donna: So we can settle this now. I will accept payment in van rentals. Bill Butler: Gah!