Leslie Knope: [on video replay] Frankly, he's a real jerk.
Perd Hapley: Harsh words, but this reporter does love those t-shirt cannons. Now, Jen, what are your thoughts about all of this?
Jennifer Barkley: This is not a time for politics. I am calling on Leslie Knope to cancel all of her campaign events out of respect for the Newport family. Anything else would be a classless move, on par with spray-painting nipples on the Lincoln memorial.