Quote from Tom in Live Ammo
April: Can you just leave me alone? Tom: Why so glum, sugar plum? April: Um, I don't know. Maybe because I worked so hard on that dumb pet adoption and I failed. That's why it's stupid to work hard. Tom: Let me show you something. Because you worked hard, this little terribly-dressed girl has a puppy. And this little puppy has a home. If Leslie's taught me anything, it's that yes, 98% of the time, this job is frustrating and you hit brick walls. But the other 2%, it's stuff like this kid. And that puppy. What... what is that photo? That must come preloaded in there or something. April: Oh, my God. Tom: See you at work tomorrow? April: Fine. Tom: Bye, pups! Bye, little piggies!