April: Hey, what if I threw together a pet adoption in one of our parks... would that be cool?
Leslie Knope: April, that would be the coolest thing since 'N Sync, Aerosmith, and Nelly performed together at the Super Bowl halftime show.
April: Ew.
[aside to camera:]
April: I think I may have found a project I'd actually enjoy doing... helping these cats and dogs. They should be rewarded for not being people. I hate people.