Quote from Ann in Live Ammo
Ron Swanson: Hello. Here are some papers Leslie requested. Ann: These are blank. Ron Swanson: Weird. As long as I'm here, can I ask you a question? Did you ever participate in meditation with Chris? Ann: Oh, yeah. When we dated, he made me do it every week. Ron Swanson: What am I in for here? Ann: Okay, here's the deal. It's crazy boring, it lasts forever, you're gonna wish you were dead. Do you wanna borrow my yoga pants?