Andy: Hey, Ron is the guy I wrote about for that paper on positive male role models.
Professor Linda Lonegan: Oh, yeah, that was one of your most readable papers. According to Andy, you're quite the feminist.
Ron Swanson: I don't consider myself an anything-ist, but my life has been shaped by powerful women. My father once told my mother that woman was made from the rib of Adam, and my mom broke his jaw. My Uncle Lon once tried to...