Ron Swanson: Nice job on the water fountain.
April: It wasn't me.
Ron Swanson: Don't deny it. I know it wasn't the nurse. I'm asking you to step up. Not replacing Leslie, just picking up some slack.
April: I don't want to do things. I want to not do things, just like you taught me.
Ron Swanson: And I taught you well, but I don't like watching you wasting your brain. And you're too smart to stay my assistant here forever. I'd rather you start a business or use your hands to farm, but right now, the department needs you. Please.
April: Okay... But only because you begged.
Ron Swanson: Good girl.