Ron Swanson: I'd like to talk about your future.
Ann: Why are we on this bench? This is weird.
Ron Swanson: You did a great job solving that problem today. The leadership you displayed has gotten me thinking--
Ann: I didn't solve that problem. April did.
Ron Swanson: Really? Why did she tell me you did?
Ann: Because she's April, and she doesn't want you to think that she actually cares about something. If you're looking for someone to help fill in for Leslie, April's a pain in the ass, but she's clearly the answer.
Ron Swanson: Perhaps you're right. [starts reading a book]
Ann: Should I go?
Ron Swanson: Oh, you're still here? Yes.