Leslie Knope: Yoo-hoo. I'm over here. Just about to start my presentation. I-- uh-oh, stairs. What do I do? How do I get from here to there? I'm not a professional mountain climber. It's a real problem in our town, but not any more, thanks to Ramp Up Pawnee. We're going to put ramps in every building in this town because if there's one thing I believe, it's that stairs are a young man's game.
All: Yeah. [applause]
Man: Ramps are an idiot's game. This is nothing more than a worse version of Bobby Newport's plan.
Leslie Knope: What plan? Bobby Newport doesn't have a plan.
Jennifer Barkley: [enters] Was somebody just talking about Bobby Newport's plan? Because Ned Jones and I would love to share it with you. Come on out here, Ned.
Ned Jones: Ned Jones is here. [appplause] Say hello to Ned Jones. Make way for Ned Jones.