Male Voiceover: [on video] I'm Leslie Knope and when I grow up, I want to be a unicorn princess or a city councilor. Wrong. Not in my town, kid. City council's a real job for a real adult.
Ben: It's playing every hour on every channel.
Leslie Knope: It's official. I hate Jennifer Barkley. When I go to that senior center, I'm going to go up onstage, and I'm going to viciously attack her.
Ben: Okay, don't let Barkley knock us off message. We are going there to get Ned Jones' endorsement, and that's huge.
Leslie Knope: You're right. And I should listen to you always because you are a man genius with a taut, narrow frame like a sexy, elf king.
Ben: Do you wish I were taller or-- what's going on?
Leslie Knope: Nothing. You're perfect.