Police Officer #1: Hey, you want a beer?
Ben: Oh, okay.
Police Officer #1: If you're driving, I can't give you a beer.
Ben: Oh, well, then, no, thank you.
Police Officer #2: It's a celebration, man. You have to have a drink.
Ben: I'll definitely have one.
Police Officer #1: Don't make a mistake you'll always regret.
Ben: Please, just tell me what you want me to do.