Quote from Ron Swanson in Operation Ann
Ron Swanson: Leslie, thanks to your annoying prying last year, I'm sure you remember my birthday's coming up. Leslie Knope: I know, I know. No parties, you hate parties. Ron Swanson: Correct. Oh, you know that wild goose chase you sent Ben on for Valentine's Day? Leslie Knope: The scavenger hunt? Ron Swanson: I also do not want that. Leslie Knope: Yep, I understand. Ron Swanson: I absolutely do not want to solve a series of riddles and clues, each more intricate than the last. You understand what I'm saying? Leslie Knope: Yeah, I got it, Ron. Ron Swanson: Good. [whistling] Uh, I-I do want that. Please do that for me.