Ron Swanson: Leslie, thanks to your annoying prying last year, I'm sure you remember my birthday's coming up.
Leslie Knope: I know, I know. No parties, you hate parties.
Ron Swanson: Correct. Oh, you know that wild goose chase you sent Ben on for Valentine's Day?
Leslie Knope: The scavenger hunt?
Ron Swanson: I also do not want that.
Leslie Knope: Yep, I understand.
Ron Swanson: I absolutely do not want to solve a series of riddles and clues, each more intricate than the last. You understand what I'm saying?
Leslie Knope: Yeah, I got it, Ron.
Ron Swanson: Good. [whistling] Uh, I-I do want that. Please do that for me.