Ben: So are you ready to go have our first ever Valentine's dinner?
Leslie Knope: Yes, but I have to tell you something. Chris and Ann are on a secret date. Which is crazy because he's her boss, which is the exact situation we were in, except we were put on trial for it. And I know I'm not supposed to care, and I'm supposed to let it go, and we should just have a romantic dinner--
Ben: No, we have to go catch them in the act. Right now.
Leslie Knope: Really?
Ben: Yeah. Screw romantic dinners. Let's go rub it in their face.
Leslie Knope: God, I love you so much.