Chris: Arigato. Ron, a moment. All right, pal, level with me. What's going on?
Ron Swanson: Well, you seemed like you wanted a friend.
Chris: [laughs] No, no, no, no. I'm not lonely. I have me. And 4,000 Facebook friends and a hot girlfriend. I wanted to spend time with you, because I have to replace Ben as assistant city manager and I was giving you a tryout of sorts. Now, I'll mull my options for the next few months, but I'd love you to keep an open mind. Kyle-San! Arigato!