Bobby Newport: [on video] Hey, I'm Bobby Newport. I'm a regular guy. I like dogs. I'm here with my persian greyhound Raclette, who was given to me by my buddy, the pretender to the crown of Alsace-Lorraine. Vote Bobby Newport for city council.
Leslie Knope: Hey, um, between you and me, I think that Donna is having a problem with going negative in the ad.
Donna: Nah-uh, I always go negative. Even if I like the guy I go negative. Keeps 'em interested.
Leslie Knope: Thanks, Donna. Well, I didn't want to tell you this, but Ann is having a hard time with it. She's kind of freaking out right now.
Ann: Oh, my God, this magic marker smells like cherries.
Ben: Hey, here's a question, do you like the idea?
Leslie Knope: [laughs] It's... Who... Do you like it?
Ben: Look, you have a vision of how your campaign should go. I am your chief strategist, so I'm sure we can work it out. Why don't you just tell me what you're thinking.
Leslie Knope: I hate negative ads, and I would never do one in a million years.