Chris: Ron Swanson! I want to thank you for being so ruthless and cruel in the meeting the other day.
Ron Swanson: You'll have to be more specific.
Chris: With the public works department about the dam.
Ron Swanson: Ah.
Chris: What do you say I take you to lunch and then we can talk about all the projects that you want to get accomplished.
Ron Swanson: That won't be necessary. I don't have any projects. I hate projects.
Chris: [still laughing from the office] What a pill. We should order. And then we can talk shop. What are you gonna have? I'm thinking something raw and cucumber-based. A cucumber.
[aside to camera:]
Ron Swanson: I don't know what happened. I declined his invitation. He started laughing. And the next thing I knew, we were at lunch. Did he drug me?