Chris: Thank you, John, for coming in. The public works department is wonderful, and you are the best idea man in the business.
Ron Swanson: Also, we're cancelling all of your ongoing projects.
John: What? What about the Pawnee River dam?
Ron Swanson: Dam's dead. Have a nice day.
John: Where will all the water go?
Ron Swanson: Wherever it's headed now. The important thing is the dam is never happening and your dream has been crushed.
Chris: We're very sorry.
Ron Swanson: I am not. Good meeting. [whistles cheerily]