Leslie Knope: Okay, so let's talk about damage control. Now, I could go on Pawnee Today, but-- and I know this is a long shot... Oprah has her own network now.
Elizabeth: Whoa, Leslie, slow down.
William Barnes: The first step is for us to figure out what we're up against, and we've already got polls out in the field, and we should have results back in a couple of days. Just stay out of the spotlight until we can figure out just how this, uh, incident has affected the voters.
Elizabeth: Sit tight, take a beat, relax.
[aside to camera:]
Leslie Knope: "Sit tight"? "Take a beat"? "Relax"? I don't really do any of those things. In fact, while I was in that meeting, I was also planning my mother's birthday party in my head. Strawberry margaritas! [gasps] Another use for sal-gar!