Quote from Ron Swanson in The Trial of Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: Mr. Swanson, there has been a question posed about when my relationship with Ben Wyatt ended. Can you confirm that you own a cabin at 930- Ron Swanson: Ah! Stop, please. I don't like to give out my address to anyone, much less have it on an official record. Leslie Knope: Ron, don't be ridiculous. This is very important. Do you own a cabin- Ron Swanson: Ah! Leslie Knope: 9301 Cedarcrest Dr- Ron Swanson: [imitates buzzer sounding] Leslie Knope: 9301 Cedarcrest Dr-- Ron Swanson: Beep! Ethel: I didn't hear that. Leslie Knope: 9301 Cedarcrest Drive! Ron Swanson: She's here. Leslie Knope: Who's here? Ron Swanson: My ex-wife, Tammy Two. I can smell the sulfur coming off her cloven hooves. Chris: Good nose, Ron. Tammy Swanson is here. She'll be my next witness.