Quote from Chris in The Trial of Leslie Knope
Allenbach: Mr. Traeger, this says you're gonna be calling 14 witnesses. Is that correct? Chris: Uh, yes, sir. Leslie Knope: 14? Why so many? I've already admitted that I broke your rule. Chris: It's not my rule, Leslie. It is an important rule that exists in every government. Romantic relationships between superiors and their employees lead to fraud, corruption, and misuse of public funds. Leslie Knope: And you think I'm guilty of that? Chris: I think that you began your relationship with Ben Wyatt earlier than you're saying. I believe that you certainly received special treatment, and I think that you may even be guilty of bribery. Leslie Knope: None of those things are true. And I will prove it, Mr. Traeger.