Ron Swanson: Good news, son. You have just won a Ron Swanson scholarship.
Andy: I don't think so. I don't remember applying for--
April: No, An--Andy. Ron Swanson... [whispers] Scholarship.
Andy: Wait, are you serious? [Andy hugs Ron]
Ron Swanson: Stop this.
Andy: No.
Ron Swanson: Stop, or you lose the money.
[aside to camera:]
Ron Swanson: Why not? I like the kid, and I have the money. One thing I promised myself when I buried gold in my backyard was that I'd never be a hoarder or a miser about it.