Quote from April in Smallest Park
April: Mouse Rat CD, $30. Candy bars, $50. $50. God, people here are so cheap. Ron Swanson: April, where have you been? Over two phone calls came in unimpeded. Andy: We're raising money for my college education, Ron. I took a second job back at my old job. Do you want a shoe shine? April: It's $100. [Kyle chuckles] Laugh all you want, Kyle. I already took the money out of your wallet.