April: Whoa, check it out. You can get credit for playing intramural frisbee golf.
Ron Swanson: Okay, you can take a class on the Civil War.
Andy: Why would I take a class on something that's already happened? Look, you guys have already had your say. Now I want to try something that I want to try. And I'm gonna make my choice as I always do, at random.
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Professor Linda Lonegan: As she was burned at the stake, Joan of Arc did not cower. She did not beg for mercy. She said, in a strong, clear voice, "I am not afraid. I was born to do this."
April: I want to be burned at the stake.
Professor Linda Lonegan: Many societal institutions were established solely to oppress women. To this day, some feminists have even condemned marriage as a glorified form of slavery.
Ron Swanson: Amen.