Quote from Tom in Smallest Park
Tom: First up, a personal favorite, the Sopranos option. Now, I guarantee you, anyone that sees this logo is not gonna "fugghedaboudit." This is our current community center. Ugh. This is our new community center! That's right, it looks like an Apple store. [aside to camera:] Tom: Today, I'm a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon, and the Parks department is a wrinkly old housewife in her early 30s. I'm about to work a miracle.