April: I just wanted to say that I thought it was really cool how everything fell apart in there. And also, maybe you should talk to Ben.
Leslie Knope: No. He's being a jerk.
April: Please? When Ben gets upset, he becomes a really bad roommate. He takes really long sadness baths and makes me late for stuff.
Leslie Knope: [sighs] I hate it here. Can't wait to graduate.
April: Yeah, but summer's gonna totally kick ass.