Quote from Chris in The Treaty
Chris: Ann Perkins. Ann: Hey, Chris, how's it going? Chris: Not good. Can I talk to you? Ann: Okay. Chris: I'm not sure if you're aware, but I am romantically involved with Jerry Gergich's surprisingly hot daughter Millicent Gergich. Ann: Yeah. You were grinding with her pretty hard at April's Halloween party. Chris: That's correct. Anyway, we've been on four dates, but now Millicent Gergich hasn't returned my last two phone calls. I think the relationship may be in trouble, and I don't know why. Ann: Wow. A four-date-long relationship might not be 100% perfect? I think you should launch a full-scale investigation. Chris: The root of sarcasm is truth, Ann. I am going to launch a full-scale investigation. And I sincerely thank you for that suggestion. Ann: Glad I could help in these trying times. Chris: [laughs] Sarcasm again! You're a delight.