Ron Swanson: Another very strong candidate.
Tom: Are you insane? He was a million-year-old racist!
Ron Swanson: He said he liked ethnic girls, Tom.
Tom: I'm sorry, Ron, but I created a legacy here, and I need to make sure it's protected. Let's bring in some more people.
[aside to camera:]
Tom: In my four years here, I revolutionized the position of administrator and made this place cool. I was the first person to abbreviate Parks and Recreation Department. First it was Parks and Recreation. Then Parks and Rec. Then P&R. Then lengthened it just a little bit to... [snaps] Tommy's place.