Quote from Ron Swanson in End of the World
Ron Swanson: Evening, gentlemen. All: Hey, Ron! Ron Swanson: Hail Zorp. Herb Scaifer: How are you? Ron Swanson: I'm great. It is a beautiful night for the end of the world. Congratulations to all of you for reaching the finish line. [aside to camera:] Ron Swanson: The Zorpies are ridiculous. But, like the founding fathers, I believe in absolute freedom of religion. Also their ceremonies require the playing of flutes. I happen to make flutes in my wood shop.