Herb Scaifer: Frankly, Leslie, I'm shocked. All the scholarly work that I did on these texts indicated that the world would end.
Leslie Knope: Oh, gosh, I'm as disappointed as you are, Herb.
Herb Scaifer: Yeah, but when the world did not end, I went home and began to reevaluate the texts.
Leslie Knope: You don't say.
Herb Scaifer: And I realized that I'd made some crucial errors.
Leslie Knope: Well, math is hard.
Herb Scaifer: Yes, well, the actual end of the world is six months from now.
Leslie Knope: Great!
Herb Scaifer: Yeah. May 19th.
Leslie Knope: Okay, let's see what we've got. Um, oh, on the 19th we can't give you the park. We have a spring spectacular free ice cream giveaway.
Herb Scaifer: Oh... Oh... look here. Heh! I misspoke. Yeah, it's May 20?
Leslie Knope: That is free.
Herb Scaifer: Ah!
Leslie Knope: Okay. End of World, May 20th.
Herb Scaifer: That's great. Uhm... Oh, and could you put aside 10 tickets for that ice cream thing?
Leslie Knope: Already did.