Leslie Knope: Can I speak with you about a personal matter?
Ron Swanson: Normally, no. But... given there's only 20 minutes until the end of human existence... Also, no.
Leslie Knope: I lost my mind tonight. I tried to screw up even the potential of Ben dating someone else.
Ron Swanson: Did you not hear me when I said no?
Leslie Knope: Oh, we broke up because of me. But I have to tell you, Ron... If the world was ending tomorrow, I'd want to be with him.
Ron Swanson: Well, that's significant. Problem is, Leslie, the world's not ending tomorrow. The sun's going to rise right over there. It'll be a regular Friday, and you'll be in the exact same position you were in before.
Leslie Knope: I know. I made my decision, I need to stick to it. It's just the thought of him with someone else is making me miserable.
Herb Scaifer: If it makes you feel any better, Leslie, we'll all be dead in 20 minutes.
Leslie Knope: That does make me feel better. Thank you, Herb.
Ron Swanson: That guy has ears like a fruit bat.