Leslie Knope: Um, Mr. President. I just want to apologize for the actions of that little weasel.
Martin Kernston: Leslie, I'm a frugal man. I don't like extravagance or showmanship. That's why I cut my own hair. And it's what's made me a successful businessman. So if Entertainment 7Twenty is the kind of business you trust, I'm afraid you and I don't share the same values.