Leslie Knope: Hey! You stole the nipple king. Thanks a lot, traitor.
Tom: I'm sorry, I just needed to ask him about this one thing, but we're all good now. Wh-what if I just introduce you for your speech?
Leslie Knope: I have a better idea. Why don't you go over to one of your rugs and sit on your own face? I don't need your "help" anymore.