Ron Swanson: You were defecting?
Darren: I like you, Mr. Swanson, it's just... All we do is sit in silence and eat beans.
Ron Swanson: Those beans were a reward.
Leslie Knope: Well, see, the thing is this club is for girls only. Maybe you should start your own club, for boys.
Ron Swanson: Get back to your canvas box. We'll discuss this no further. And I'll thank you to keep the ruckus down so my boys can focus on solitude.