Ron Swanson: What are you doing here?
Lauren: We're here for the club.
Ron Swanson: That was last week.
Lauren: The ad says today.
Ron Swanson: Ad?
[aside to camera:]
Leslie Knope: "Are you tough as nails? Would you rather sleep on a bed of pine needles than a mattress? Do you find video games pointless and shopping malls stupid? Do you march to the beat of your own drummer? Did you make the drum yourself? If so, you might just have what it takes to be a Swanson. Pawnee's most hardcore outdoor club starts today. Boys and girls welcome."