Leslie Knope: Thank you all for coming. Our journey begins on page one, the preface.
Woman: [clears throat]
Leslie Knope: Oh, boy. Yes?
Woman: I think I speak on behalf of everyone in the entire world when I say... We need to know the truth about where you were born.
Leslie Knope: Okay. Well--
Chris: Leslie? Let me handle this. Does it really matter? I mean, how many of you were actually born in Pawnee? [all hands go up] Sure enough.