Tammy Zero: You were right to come get me. My son Ronnie always had a weakness for those ladies.
Leslie Knope: Oh, wow. Is this Ron?
Tammy Zero: Yup. At the age of five. He's standing next to the first chair he ever built.
Andy: Oh, my God! There's a room full of just guns.
Leslie Knope: Why do you have so many guns?
Tammy Zero: This is America, isn't it?
Leslie Knope: Yes.
Tammy Zero: Then I don't have to answer stupid questions while standing on my own property. Let's go. [whistles]
April: Okay. Well, it's definitely Ron's mom.