Quote from Andy in I'm Leslie Knope
Ron Swanson: The point is she needs an assistant. Start asking around. April: Hire Andy. Andy can do it. Leslie Knope: Sure, yeah. Ron Swanson: Done. Andy, you are now Leslie's assistant. Andy: Honey. Leslie, I'm gonna work my ass off for you. I'll do anything you ask me. I will prove myself. You don't even have to pay me. April: No, honey, no.