Quote from Andy in I'm Leslie Knope
April: Well, what is your dream? Andy: It's to be the biggest rock star on the planet obviously. But that could take another 3-5 years. Don't get me wrong. Shoe shining has been a... been a pretty wild ride. But is it possible there's something more out there for me? April: Andy, there's tons of stuff you can do. I'll help you figure it out. Andy: Really? April: Yes. One year from now, you, Andy Dwyer, will no longer be a shoe shinist. Andy: Kyle, beat it. I wanna make out with my wife now. Kyle: But you've only done half of one of my shoes. Andy: [pours Pepto Bismol on one shoe] Here. Now I haven't done anything. Scram, kid.