Quote from Leslie Knope in I'm Leslie Knope
Ann: Oh, God. How did the breakup go? Leslie Knope: Well, I started crying because he gave me an eclair. And then we made out and spent the night together. But this morning in the cold light of day, I cooked breakfast and we made out some more. Ann: Wow, you opposite-of-broke-up with him. Leslie Knope: He gave me an eclair, Ann!