Tom: Let me ask you this. Are you living your dreams?
Andy: I don't know, Tom.
Tom: Well, I'm living mine. And if you wanna live yours, here's my card.
Andy: It's impossible to read.
Tom: Black print, black background. It's the coolest possible color scheme.
Andy: Yeah.
Tom: It's also a strong magnet. So don't put it in your wallet. It will erase your credit cards, guaranteed.
Andy: Destroy my credit cards. Debt and everything?